Patience

Patience is a virtue-- just not one of mine. I seem to excel at random impetuous acts that often deliver negative responses.

I am waiting. Waiting is the best thing for me to do right now. Waiting sucks. No, I haven't started work. Paperwork, timing blah, blah, blah.

Croaker: "Perhaps I'm just too optimistic."

H: "Is there such a thing?"

Croaker: "Yes I think it is called being realistic."

H:" Oh I wouldn't know anything about that."

Croaker: "Apparently neither do I."